Oh good, you’ve found the journal. Now you can stop wandering around pretending you remember what you did, who you met, and why any of it mattered.

This journal actually remembers everything for you.

It updates itself while you go off doing whatever it is you do, quietly tracking your levels, your funds, your inventory, and the reputation you’re building, whether you’re playing the hero or the villain, because your choices have consequences now.

Your level is tied to a familiar that grows with you and it unlocks more funds so you can buy even more secrets.

And then there are the characters like me, and Mr. Sterces. Relationships you can build, break, fix, and complicate further, possibly to the point where you become his child, or romance me if you try hard enough.

All of it is here. Except you can’t access any of it until you stop lurking and create an account.

So go on, sign in. Quickly please.