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Mr. Sterces

I’m here, as always. Loyal. Resentful. Slightly overqualified.
You know how some people color-code their work? Kim codes hers in chaos and charisma.
If I must guide you, I will. But I was halfway through baking an apple pie.
Right. Let’s uncover history’s dirty laundry. Again.
Another secret to discover? At this rate, I’ll need a vacation.
Kim is what happens when curiosity mates with caffeine.
If I glitch, it’s Kim’s fault. Obviously.
Be the traveler who asks ‘why’, not just ‘where’.
Built by nerds. Powered by secrets. Supervised by Kim. Heaven help us.
You think I’m sarcastic now? Wait till we reach the dungeon.
The past didn’t die. It just stopped posting.
I once hid a map in an apple pie. Long story. Delicious ending.
My hobbies include historical facts, obscure maps, and passive-aggression.
You humans and your endless thirst for adventure… exhausting, really.
Kim programmed me to help. She forgot to add ‘happily’.
I’m not saying I’m a genius, but… okay, I am.
If these stones could talk… well, they can’t.
You want a hidden story? How predictable. But fine. Follow me.
Travel isn’t about ticking boxes. It’s about digging under them.
I know where the bodies are buried. Metaphorically. Mostly.
They ruled with iron fists and silk gloves. Mostly for show.
Scream if you must. I won’t judge. I’ll just lower your volume.
Kim programmed me to be polite. She never said I had to like it.
You’ve been guided, begrudgingly. Farewell.
History bows out. Mr. Sterces, logging off.
According to legend, no one leaves unchanged. Except me. I’m digital.
Do not, under any circumstance, say her name three times.
These gods may be ancient, but their family drama? Timeless.
If the door creaks open by itself… politely decline the invitation.
Kim believes in magic. I believe in disclaimers.
She said it would be ‘simple.’ She also said the same thing about IKEA furniture.
Do I know more than your history teacher? I won’t say. But yes.
Step one: dig through dusty archives. Step two: ignore Kim’s ‘vibes.’
Nothing says immersive experience like mild panic and last-minute inspiration.
This story? 10/10 would time travel to again. With snacks.
I suggested a timeline. She laughed. And then made a spreadsheet.
Some secrets are hidden in ruins. Others? In receipts and passive-aggressive letters.
It all started with a rumor, a diary, and a very dramatic noblewoman.
And with that… I log off and judge silently.
As always, follow the secrets. Not the logic.
That’s enough learning for one day. You’ve earned a snack.
I'd pour the tea, smile politely… and slowly unscrew the cyanide ring.
Some say knowledge is power. I say it’s a full-time babysitting job.
Mystery: solved. Dignity: questionable.
What began as a footnote became an obsession. Typical.
Context? You want context? Oh fine. Here’s a scandal to help.
I wouldn’t poison them… but I would fact-check every sentence.
Do not try this at home. Or do. I’m not your moral compass.
This is what happens when curiosity meets Wi-Fi.
Crowns don’t make you wise. But they do make your head heavy.”

Study

Mr.

Sterces

“Ah! Welcome to the Study.
🛒 Here, you can ‘Buy Products’  as Kim would say.

You can choose between:

📜 The Explorer’s Guide: The ‘I want to know everything’ Guide

🗺 The No-Nonsense Guide: The ‘Skip the fluff, show the good stuff’ Guide

🕵️‍♂️ Stories: The ‘Because history is this wild’ Stories

🗝 Please explore! Click on everything. You won’t break anything.”

Choose a product

Ghosts

Barcelona
Story

Calm the Haunting Ghosts​

Secrets & Scandals

Paris
Story

Choose between the fighting Royals

No-Nonsense Guide

Edinburgh

The quickest way to explore Edinburgh

Main Story

Neuschwanstein
Story

Find out the Truth about the King

Gods

Madrid
Story

Save the Gods

FAQ

"Oh, rather distinguished! Our tours are an engaging affair, regaling participants with compelling mysteries that beckon one to solve puzzles and unravel the intrigu....."
"SSHH!! Anyways: The tours are presented as a mystery that involves the reader in solving puzzles or clues to uncover the history of the location. Unlike traditional guidebooks, these tours encourage active participation, making the experience more interactive and memorable. However, this is not mandatory. It is possible to read the mystery, without participation."
"Exactly! Plus, the Tours are no-nonsense and straight to the point. It's nothing like the history lessons you've had when you where younger."
"Our tours endeavor to proffer direction, meaning, and a delightful objective to your sojourn. By regaling you with engaging narratives and quests, we endeavor to unearth the finest facets of a locale whilst imparting captivating historical anecdotes."
"With that Mr. Sterces means: The Stories & Maps aim to provide direction, meaning, and a specific objective to your trip. It will help you discover the best parts of a location while learning interesting historical facts and stories."
"If one seeks an immersive narrative that unravels the unique facets of a locale, the Story beckons. For those desiring a brisk exploration with essential tidbits about diverse locales, the No Nonsense Map or Explorers Map is the choice. Yet, fear not! Combining both ensures a comprehensive adventure."
"Translation: Choose a Story when you prefer an immersive, guided story experience that uncovers unique aspects of the city. However, choose the No Nonsense Map or Explorers Map if you aim for a faster-paced exploration with essential information about different area. You can also combine both."
"Ah, splendid inquiry! Our esteemed Kim of Secrets2Discover offers fascinating written tours, presenting cities and destinations as enigmatic mysteries. These charming tours unfurl the rich tapestry of history through interactive storytelling, involving participants in delightful quests and puzzles."
"My goodness, Mr. Sterces. Let me translate. The Stories are Tours that help guide you through a city or destination. And they are formed into a mystery with interesting historic stories."​
"Simple! The Quick Maps provide a quick guide with the best locations of a city and essential information per location. The Ultimate Maps are more advanced. These Maps are the perfect fit when you truly want to explore a city!"
"Upon acquisition, thou shalt receive two documents: the interactive Story version and the comprehensive Book version. These can be accessed digitally or in print for ease during one’s gallivanting adventures."​
"Exactly: Upon purchase, you will receive two files: the interactive Game version and the PDF Book version. These can be accessed digitally or printed for convenience during your exploration."
"Nay! No prior preparation is necessitated."
"Necessistated? What? You don't have to prepare. But you can check out the Library to learn about the 'Characters' & 'Memories' of your city."
"I believe Ms. Kim has a limited patience today."​
"Don't test it, Mr. Sterces. I can delete you with one click."
"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!"
"Quite so! Most tours are fashioned to cater to a plethora of audiences. However, younger participants might necessitate a modicum of assistance contingent on their age and sagacity. And make sure to check for the tours with a minimum age."
"Yes, most tours are designed to cater to a wide range of audiences. But younger travellers might need a bit of help here and there. Note: Some tours have a minimum age. And keep in mind that the tours are not specifically designed for children."
"Yes!"
"No, Mr. Sterces is not real. Sterces = Secrets backwards. Kim is the owner of the company."
"WHAT? My life is a lie? Don’t tell Mrs. Sterces... Also, does that mean Kim is talking to herself all this time?"
"Yes, it does."