Ah! Hello. How lovely to see that you have arrived here. You are going to Vienna! That is so cool. Make sure to check the introduction video to discover how to use the Quick Map.
How many squares do you know that are dedicated to women? Not that many. That’s because history forgets women. Maria Theresia made sure that can she was unforgettable.
Yes, Always!
Free
One of the two big museums. There is art. Lots of it. You will probably find something you love. My tip: try to find your family-members and friends in the statues and paintings. You will have a blast.
Yes, 10-18 daily (Thu 21)
€21
It’s big, it’s with lots of gold, and you can feel the uptight ghosts everywhere. It hasn’t always been a tourist trap. People have lived, ruled and worked here! Do you want to live here, or would it feel like a prison for you too?
Yes, 8:30–17:30 daily
€22
Vienna is the city of music. The Opera house is THE place to go to see the best talent of Vienna. It’s worth it to check it out, you can even get tickets for 10EUR.
Don’t buy tickets from the men in costumes!!! It’s a scam.
Yes, Check schedule!
Approx. €9-15 for tours; performances vary wildly (€10-€250+)
A very busy church, but it’s absolutely gorgeous. The gloomy and dark vibe really adds to the whole atmosphere. I’m not going to lie, I would love to get married here with the most dramatic cinematic version of Ave Maria.
Yes, Mon–Sat 6 – 22, Sun 7 –22
Free / €7
Don’t casually walk past this square without knowing what happened here. The two men on the horses have their own dramatic stories, but this square itself has also made the Austrians very humble last century… I’m sure you can discover why.
Yes, always open
Free
I knew the world doesn’t only have cats and dogs… But I never knew HOW many different animals were around us. This museum shows all the (furry) wonders of our planet. Very much recommended to check out! They even have dinosaurs.
Yes, Wed-Mon 9-18 (Wed 20)
€18
This museum is ADHD in a nutshell, it has everything: royal apartments, classical art, roman statues & modern art.
Yes, 10–18 daily. Wed & Fri – 21
€19.90
One of the castles of the Habsburg family. This one is huge. Many museums can be visited here. If you have lots of time, try them all. If you don’t, just find the Sisi Museum!
Yes, 8-18 daily
€19.50
The official Rathaus of Vienna. You can actually get a free tour here. But you have to get tickets on Wed or Fri before 8 am at the tourist info spot. It is really cool and not many people do it.
Yes, Mon/Wed/Fri 13
Free
The statue of Sisi, empress of Austria. You must know who it is by now. She is THE tourist attraction of Vienna. Which makes sense, but try to get to know her. If you look long enough her statue shows her loneliness and depression. She is the proof that money can’t solve everything.
Yes, always open
Free
A super random palace. I still don’t fully understand it. But what is super cool is that you can literally just walk in and like many other palaces here; its gorgeous! I used this palace to be able to imagine how all the other private palaces must look like.
You can walk in. For real
Free
Another palace? Yes. Of course. Because these Habsburg people needed space. They didn’t like the whole tiny living style. This palace is now a museum for all kinds of art! You can find Klimt, Schiele, Funke, Messerschmidt and van Gogh here. Yes, I don’t know who those men are too, but atleast you can nod as if you know.
Yes, 10–18 daily
€17.50
Coffee? COFFEE! Ok another café. They have many in Vienna. Don’t tell me you don’t love it. You do. This café had many interesting visitors too (Freud & Trotsky, etc) but does that truly matter when you can order a coffee with a little dessert? You are here now. That’s all that matters.
Yes, Mon–Sat 8–22, Sun 10–22
Varies
A garden. For the people of Vienna. It was the first public park. How cool? It has flowers, a temple (because why not) and many amazing places to chill with coffee. You will want to go here. Even if it’s too look at all the common people.
Yes, 6-22 daily
Free
Look. Now we have arrived somewhere that is truly cool. The Parliament. Did you see Athena in front? It’s cool, right? But what the inside is even better. Because you are constantly reminded of Vienna as a kingdom with royals. But that was a long time ago. Now they truly try to listen to the voice of the people of Austria. A tour is free and I REALLY recommend it. It’s very cool how open minded and inclusive Austria is trying to be (even if they fail sometimes). You do need to bring an ID!
Yes, different times! Tours available
Free
More COFFEE! But try to resist drinking too much caffeine now. You are here for the desserts. This salon has existed since 1888 and it still looks gorgeous. Try to hop in if you can. But… if there is a long line, you might want to spend your time elsewhere. There are so many more cool things to do.
Yes, 10 -19 daily
Varies
Just like palaces Vienna has many churches. Maybe they were afraid people would forget about their faith? The Karlskirche was built in 1713 because of the plague! You can listen to Vivaldi in this church. Hopefully, you don’t get sick. Heheh. Ok bad joke.
Yes, 8-19 daily
Free
Want to see expensive stuff? Who doesn’t. The Imperial Treasury is a museum of expensive royal stuff. Apparently, you are not allowed to wear it, even if it’s your color and would suit your outfit… It’s still cool to see the incredibly detailed and priceless royal stuff.
Yes, Wed-Mon 9-17:30
€16
Do you know the romantic story of Sisi? It’s fake. The truth is much more complex and depressing. But this museum is absolutely worth it! (To be fair; Franz Joseph was as interesting as Sisi.)
Yes, 9-17:30 daily
€17.50 for adults
Didn’t we just cover this church? No. This is yet another. What is interesting is WHY this church was built. Really guys, they build churches because of the craziest reasons. Emperor Franz Joseph was almost killed because the massive golden embroidery on his collar saved him. Long story short: as a celebration this church was built. This church is 700 years younger than the Stephansdom (which looks similar)
Yes, Tue-Fri 10-16, Sat 11-19, Sun 9-13
Free
A cool, not so known, museum. The Wien museum shows everything. It shows alllll the parts of Vienna. And since we are a generation that likes to be fast paced this might be a wonderful museum to visit you truly know it all without having to visit 20+ museums!
Yes, 10–18 daily (Thu 21)
€12
Yes. Please. I need more coffee. Why am I drinking the cheapest coffee while writing about the amazing Cafés in Vienna? Priorities, Kim. Café Landtmann is a traditional café. What makes it special is that it’s often visited by politicians, actors, journalists and so on. So.. if you want to hear some funky gossips make sure to visit!
Yes, 7:30 – 23 daily
Moderate
Yes, Mozart actually lived here. For real. Not for one week, but for a few years. Which is basically a lifetime if you’re a musical genius who dies at 35. The house gives you a real glimpse into his life. Spoiler alert: he wasn’t always rich or happy. But the man knew how to compose.
Yes, 10 -18 daily
€14
It’s a garden. A royal one. It’s not for the common people. So, you will fit in just fine. The Burggarten is beautiful, and also home to Mozart (his statue, calm down). Bonus: there’s a butterfly house here. Because why not?
Yes, 6–22 daily
Free
Wait, Liechtenstein? Yes. The family owns this insanely fancy private palace with its own art collection. You need to book in advance, but it’s like being invited to a billionaire’s living room. Everything sparkles, even the walls somehow.
Not Always! Check site
€24
This is the University of Vienna. It’s old. Like 1365 old. You can feel the academic pressure in the air, even if you’re just walking by. Freud studied here. So did countless other smart people. Try not to feel too underachieving.
Yes, Tue–Fri 6–22
Free
Justice is served, and it looks incredible (almost sexy). This place looks like it was designed by someone who really wanted criminals to feel very small. You can walk in for free and see one of the most stunning staircases in the city. Please act innocent while inside. Only a few people are allowed in per hour so make sure to be in time.
Yes, Mon-Fri 7:30-15:30
Free
Not just a fancy shopping street. The Graben is where you see expensive stores, people pretending not to care about expensive stores, and the famous Plague Column in the middle. Built after one of the many plagues Vienna survived. A monument to survival… and shopping.
Yes, always open
Free
Ah, Emperor Franz Joseph. His face is on everything. Statues, paintings, probably your souvenir coin. He ruled forever and was married to Sisi. You know, that Sisi. His statue is a bit dramatic, just like his life. Stand in front of it and try to look royal.
Yes, always open
Free
You wouldn’t guess it, but it’s the Library of Austria. You will find books. Many. Don’t think you will find cool books about dragons though. But it’s a very impressive location to go to!
Yes, 10 -18 daily (Thu 21)
€10
This is where the fancy plays happen. If you’re into theatre, this is the dream. If you’re not into theatre, maybe go anyway and pretend. The building is impressive enough to make anyone feel like they have taste. Even if you don’t speak German.
Yes, info Mon–Fri 10 AM–6 PM; tour Sun/Thu/Fri 4 PM; Sun 11 AM
Varies
That statue in front of Parliament? That’s her. Goddess of wisdom, justice, and war. Seems like a fitting mix for politics. She’s holding a spear and just generally looking done with everyone’s nonsense. We love her for that.
Yes, always open
Free
Welcome to the apartment of the man who made everything about your childhood. Freud lived and worked here before he had to flee. The museum is small, but heavy. Lots of cigars and couches (but no, you can’t lie down). Prepare for some deep thoughts and weird dreams after.
Yes, 10–18 daily
€15
An aquarium inside a WWII flak tower. Yes, really. It’s bizarre and brilliant. You’ll see sharks, fish, and a rooftop view that’s worth the visit alone. Also a strange feeling: watching fish swim peacefully inside a former war structure. Only in Vienna.
Yes, 9 – 20 daily
€21.90
No, this is not the same as the other Albertina. This one is cooler, more rebellious. Think Warhol, Basquiat, photography, installations, colors everywhere. It’s housed in a very non-threatening building near Karlsplatz. A good place to pretend you understand modern art while secretly Googling everything.
Yes, 10–18 daily
€14
Design, architecture, furniture, patterns, chairs… chairs? Yes. It’s all here. The MAK is perfect if you’re into objects and the way they shape our lives. The exhibitions are smart and beautiful. Bonus: the museum café is also a vibe. Try not to redecorate your entire apartment after this visit.
Yes, Tue-Sun 10-18 (Tue 21)
€7.50
This museum is massive, intense, and a bit overwhelming. Cannons, weapons, old war paintings. The building is a dramatic statement all by itself. If you’re a history nerd (or just curious why Austria keeps popping up in so many wars), this is your place. Warning: some parts are not for the faint-hearted.
Yes, 9–17 daily
€3.50
Hidden, charming, and smelling faintly of chocolate and luxury. The Ferstel Passage feels like a secret place even though it’s right in the center. It’s where you walk slowly, pretend you have money, and admire the architecture like a 19th-century flâneur. Extra points if you find Café Central’s side entrance.
Yes, 10-20 daily
Free
A random little Greek temple dropped in the middle of Volksgarten. Because… why not? Sometimes it hosts modern art exhibitions, which is a fun contrast: ancient vibes on the outside, weird installations inside. Even if it’s empty, it’s a cute photo stop. Or a perfect place to sit and judge pigeons.
Yes, 11-18 daily
Free
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Yes, 10-18 daily (Thu 21)
€8
Butterflies! In a jungle! In the middle of Vienna! This little glasshouse is humid, magical, and full of fluttering wings. It’s like stepping into a fairy tale for ten minutes. Also: your glasses will fog up immediately, so prepare for that awkward blind moment.
Yes, 10–18 daily
€12
Costumes, masks, drama, drama, drama. The Theater Museum is perfect if you secretly wish you lived on a stage (or already do). The building is also gorgeous – surprise, it’s a former palace. Because of course it is. Bonus: there’s a puppet collection. Slightly creepy. Totally cool.
Yes, 10–18 daily
€12
This church is often missed but oh-so worth stepping into. It’s where royal weddings happened (like Sisi and Franz Josep)! The vibe? Slightly gothic, very poetic. If you’re into echoey footsteps and dramatic candlelight moments, you’ll feel right at home here.
Yes, Mon,Wed,Fri 8-18, Tue,Thu 8-19, Sat,Sun 9-19
Free
Yes. That Mozart. He’s everywhere. Statues, chocolates, museums, street performers in powdered wigs. Vienna loves him (maybe a little too much)? But hey, he was a genius. Just try to listen to any of his pieces in Vienna and you’ll understand why people are obsessed. Fun fact: he wasn’t even from here. But who cares?
Yes, always open
Free
Vienna’s amusement park. Yes, an actual one. With a huge Ferris wheel that’s older than most of your ancestors. It’s kitschy, loud, and full of weird energy, but in the best way. Go here for cotton candy, haunted houses, and that slight feeling of being in a Wes Anderson film that took a wrong turn.
Yes, 09-23
Free entry, rides vary
This is Belvedere’s cooler, more minimalist cousin. A museum of contemporary art in a sleek, glass building. It’s all about modern life, bold statements, and that unfinished concrete aesthetic. You might leave feeling very inspired… or deeply confused. That’s part of the charm.
Yes, Tue-Sun 11-18 (Thu 21)
€11
Italian vibes in Vienna? Yes. This church feels straight out of Florence. It’s peaceful, underrated, and has an insane mosaic version of The Last Supper. Very Da Vinci, very moody. It’s a perfect quiet escape from the nearby tourist chaos.
Yes, Mon–Sat 9–18
Free
Finally. This is not a museum, it’s a playground for your inner child AND your camera. IKONO is full of immersive, interactive rooms. They have mirrors, lights, giant objects. Just don’t overthink it. Jump in, take the photo, be ridiculous. No one’s judging.
Yes , 9-20 daily
€€€
A greenhouse, but make it glamorous. This Art Nouveau beauty is full of tropical plants AND has a café. You can sip a fancy cocktail while staring at palm trees in Vienna. It’s giving colonial garden party, without the colonialism (hopefully). Very aesthetic. Super expensive..
Mon–Fri: 10–23, Sat–Sun: 9–23
€€
Another church? Yes, but this one has been here since the 12th century. And “Schotten” doesn’t mean Scottish. It’s confusing, I know. The vibe? Ancient, sacred, and a bit overlooked. Pop in, take a breath, and appreciate how many people have sat in those pews wondering what to do with their lives.
Yes, Mon–Sat 10–18
Free
This giant clock is pure Vienna quirk. Every hour, tiny historical figures parade across it like it’s a historical version of TikTok. It’s part of the Art Nouveau love affair the city had. Go at noon for the full show. It’s weird, wonderful, and over before you realize what just happened.
Yes, always open
Free
The building with the golden cabbage on top. At least, that’s what locals call it. This place is for the “To every age its art. To every art its freedom.” kind of mood. Go inside to see Klimt’s Beethoven Frieze and maybe feel things you can’t explain. Vienna’s art rebellion, in gold and white.
Yes, Tue-Sun 11-18
€12
A museum full of chairs. And sofas. And royal beds. Sounds boring? It’s not. You get to snoop into Habsburg home decor and find out what people sat on while ruling empires. Also: they moved all the furniture from one castle to another. It’s like vanlife but the castle version.
Yes, 10-17 daily
€14.50
Another musical genius. This time: waltzes, violins, and elegant vibes. His former home is now a museum, full of sheet music, instruments, and lovely chaos. Warning: once you visit, you might start humming The Blue Danube at random and refuse to stop.
Yes, Tue-Sun 10-16 (13-14 closed)
€5
Beethoven lived here. That’s it. That’s the vibe. This small museum lets you walk the same creaky floors he did. He wrote parts of Fidelio here. The house is modest, the view is nice, and the silence inside hits different when you remember he couldn’t even hear it.
Yes, Tue–Sun 10–13 & 14–17
€5
The gold standard of concert halls. Literally. The Golden Hall is one of the most beautiful in the world. It’s where the famous New Year’s Concert happens every year. Go to a concert here and feel instantly classy. Even if you’re in sneakers. It’s that powerful.
Yes, Check Schedule!
€12
It’s a rooftop. With a dragonfly name. On top of a museum. The rooftop-views are free! Come here to sip coffee, contemplate your existence, or just enjoy one of the best panoramas in the city. Bonus: at sunset, it gives very “main character” energy.
Yes, 10-22 daily
Free
Oh yes, the Romans were here too. Under all the Mozart and marble, Vienna is built on ancient ruins. This museum shows the foundations, mosaics, and everyday life of Vindobona (that’s what Vienna was called back then. Fancy, right?). You’ll leave with the strange urge to wear a toga and conquer something.
Yes, Tue–Sun 9–17 (Sat 10)
Free
Dark, creepy, and fascinating. This museum tells the crime stories of Vienna. From medieval punishments to full-on murder mysteries. It’s housed in a very old building, which makes it extra spooky. You’ll laugh, you’ll shiver, and you’ll double check your door locks tonight.
Yes, Thu-Sun 10-17
€10.90
This is not art you just look at, it’s art you jump into. Literally. Optical illusions, 3D paintings, and photo ops galore. Come here with friends and take the silliest pictures of your life. Great for kids, awkward for introverts, perfect for your Instagram.
Yes, 10–19 daily
€14
Yes, this one’s for the design lovers. A whole museum about architecture, city planning, and how we shape space and how space shapes us. It’s surprisingly fun (and less pretentious than it sounds). You might leave ready to critique every building you walk past for the rest of your life.
Yes, 10–19 daily
€9.00Free
A giant grey cube that screams “modern art lives here.” The Mumok is bold, unapologetic, and full of very serious-looking things that may or may not be a trash can. But that’s part of the experience. Go in with an open mind or judge everything. Everyone else is.
Yes, 10 -18 daily
€15
Hidden gem alert! This medieval banquet hall is inside a bank. Yes, really. Covered in original 15th-century wall paintings, it’s like stumbling into a Game of Thrones episode — if it were sponsored by gothic accountants. Not many people know about it, which makes it even cooler.
Fri–Sun 10–13, 14–17
€5
Tick-tock overload! This museum is all about time, for real. Hundreds of clocks from different centuries, shapes, and levels of drama. Some are massive, some are tiny, and all are just a bit eccentric. You’ll definitely lose track of time in here. (Pun fully intended.)
Yes, 11-17 daily
€8
You know Haydn, right? Classical composer, mentor to Mozart, father of the symphony? He lived here. The house is peaceful, humble, and full of musical energy. It’s the perfect place to quietly nerd out over sheet music while pretending you also compose in your spare time.
Yes, Fri-Sun 10-5 (13-14 closed)
€5
Yes, it’s a wax museum. Yes, it’s touristy. But where else can you stand next to Empress Sisi without getting tackled by security? Some figures look eerily real. Others… not so much. But go ahead, take the selfies. No judgment here.
Yes, 10 -18 daily
€19.50
A beach bar. In Vienna. By the river. With actual sand. You can order a drink, sink your toes into the ground, and pretend you’re on holiday. It’s chill, relaxed, and extremely unroyal, which is a refreshing break from all the palaces. Summer evenings here are ✨perfect✨.
Yes, Mon-Fri 12-02, Sat-Sun 10-02
€€
You walk in. Nothing makes sense. Gravity stops working. Your head gets big. Your friend shrinks. Your photos are cursed. Here everything messes with your mind in the most fun way possible. Highly recommended for families, dates, or existential crises.
Yes, 10–18 daily (or 19)
€14
The other Johann Strauss. Not the father. Not the statue. This is the man himself: king of the waltz, hair always a little too fabulous. His former home is now a museum where you can explore his life, hear his music, and realize that “The Blue Danube” was basically the TikTok sound of 19th-century Vienna.
Yes, Sun–Thu 10 AM–6 PM; Fri–Sat 10 AM–7 PM
€25
So many palaces, so little context. This one is grand and formal and still partially owned by the Schwarzenberg family (no, not Arnold). Sometimes it’s open for events, and when it is: go! It’s one of those palaces that makes you want to walk slowly and speak in metaphors.
No, private access
No
Rooftop bar alert! This is where Vienna lets its hair down. Located on top of the 25hours Hotel, Der Dachboden is hip, laid-back, and full of cool people pretending not to care about the stunning skyline. Grab a cocktail, claim a beanbag, and stay for the sunset. Bonus points if you spot Karlskirche from up here.
Yes, 15-01 daily
Free
Yes, a whole museum dedicated to globes. Big globes, tiny globes, very old and wildly inaccurate globes. It’s like stepping into the mind of someone who really, really loved geography in school. You’ll leave wondering why every home doesn’t have one. (Or ten.)
€5
A secret little beauty in the middle of Vienna. Tucked away in the city center, this church feels like it was airlifted straight from Byzantium. Gold, candles, icons, and that incense scent that hits you with instant silence. It’s a spiritual detour worth taking, even just for the jaw-dropping interior.
Yes, Mon-Fri 10-18, Sat 9-13, Sun 8-12:30
Free
Franz Lehár. Composer of operettas. If Strauss gave us elegant waltzes, Lehár brought the DRAMA with music that was romantic, theatrical, and sometimes just plain spicy. His house in Vienna is modest and charming and a reminder that Vienna was basically the Broadway of Europe before Broadway existed.
Yes, always open
Free
You probably walked past it without knowing it was a palace. That’s how Vienna works. This one is private, but still beautiful from the outside — a mix of elegance and that “I could totally live here if I were a secret aristocrat” vibe. Use it to fuel your daydreams.
Only the Park
Free
Bruckner. The symphonic slow-burn guy. His music takes a while to build up but when it does, it’s massive. There are a few places around Vienna honoring him, but the man himself? Deeply religious, socially awkward, and musically brilliant. Kind of the original introverted genius.
Yes, always open
Free
You’ve seen the guy on the horse doing a literal vertical stunt in front of Heldenplatz? That’s Archduke Karl. The man who actually won a battle against Napoleon (a rare flex). The statue is defying physics and history at the same time. Iconic. And a little terrifying.
Yes, always open
Free
Brahms. The beard. The melancholy. The lullabies that still haunt your dreams. His connection to Vienna runs deep. He lived, worked, and died here. You’ll find him buried in the Zentral friedhof next to all the other musical gods. While Mozart floated through melodies, Brahms carried them like emotional baggage. Respect.
Yes, always open
Free
The husband of Maria Theresia. Yes, that Maria Theresia. He was technically emperor, but let’s be honest she wore the metaphorical pants. Still, Franz Stephan was important: founded the Habsburg-Lorraine dynasty and had a lot of kids (16, to be exact). His legacy? Part science nerd, part royal baby factory. Respect.
Yes, always open
Free
The last Holy Roman Emperor. Ever. After Napoleon ruined everyone’s imperial buzz, Franz II rebranded himself as Franz I of Austria (Classic PR move). He ruled through total chaos, had serious “I will not vibe” energy, and left behind a complicated legacy. His statue? Very serious. Just like him.
Yes, always open
Free
Johann Andreas von Liebenberg was mayor of Vienna during the 1683 siege by the Ottomans. No pressure. He helped save the city and became a local hero. His statue in front of the Rathaus is easy to miss. But now you know. Give the man a nod. He literally helped Vienna not get destroyed.
Yes, always open
Free
Sweet, shy, glasses-wearing Franz Schubert. Composer of songs that make you cry without knowing why. He never became super famous in his lifetime (ouch), but now he’s a musical god. Visit his house or his grave or just listen to “Ave Maria” and feel very tender inside for no reason.
Yes, always open
Free
The military brainiac behind defeating the Ottomans and building… basically everything. Belvedere Palace? Him. Stadtpark statue? Him. Fancy moustache? Also him. He was rich, single, and possibly not interested in marrying anyone. Iconic, in every way. Vienna owes him a LOT.
Yes, always open
Free
Yes, always open
Free
Joseph Haydn. Papa Haydn. Not to be confused with his house, which also exists. He composed over 100 symphonies, invented string quartets, and still managed to have a sense of humor (seriously, listen to his “Surprise” Symphony). Vienna loved him and still does. Deservedly.
Yes, always open
Free
This isn’t that Schindler. We’re talking about Moritz von Schwind’s BFF, and Beethoven’s (sometimes overlooked) painter: Eduard Schindler. A key figure in Vienna’s artistic scene. His paintings captured musical legends and cultural moments. Not super famous, but very vibe-y.
Yes, always open
Free
Some places were cooler back in the days. This was once the best location for horses and horse riders. Now? Now they turned it into a tourist attraction. You can imagine what the effect on the workers and horses must be. Let’s fantasize about what it used to be and continue doing something else.
Yes, check schedule
From €17
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“Make it stop. Please make it stop.”
“Help me wake up. Let me tell you my story. I need your help. Don’t leave me alone in the church.”
Always check the Dead … On a cold grey night, a young woman died on her wedding day without warning. No one can explain what happened to her. No Disease, no discovered cause. She just collapsed before she could vow herself to her fiancé. To honor her, they dressed her in her wedding dress and jewelry during her funeral. Consumed by grief, the family returned home after the funeral. Not knowing what mistake, they made, they left the bride all alone in her coffin in the church overnight. Only a few hours later her family opened the door to find their dead daughter In her wedding dress, covered in blood on their doorway.
So, what had happened to the young girl?
Some say she suffered a case of paralysis and was revived by the pain of thieves ripping out her earrings from her ear lobes while stealing her jewelry.
Others were convinced that the dead bride had been risen from her coffin during the night.
But most importantly; what would have happened to the bride if she did suffer a case of cataplexy and no one bad revived her?
Ah! Hello. How hauntingly awesome to see that you have arrived here. You are going to Barcelona! That is so cool. Make sure to check the introduction video to discover how to start this tour!
I obviously know exactly how to prepare you for this Quest like the true explorer you are. Make haste. Don’t waste your time with Kim
Ah! You are finally here. Took you a while to crawl out of bed, didn’t it? No matter. We have work to do.
I will keep this brief. Pay attention. This story explores the darkest parts of Barcelona’s past. Some stories are genuinely unpleasant. If that troubles you, now would be the moment to leave.
Barcelona is large. The centre, however, is surprisingly straightforward. You will work this out soon enough. It is essential to be aware of your surroundings. You never know what you might witness.
Barcelona Card: Free entry, discounts, unlimited transport.
Hola Barcelona Card: Unlimited travel for a fixed time.
10-journey metro ticket: Sensible. Efficient. Unromantic.
Choose one. Walking everywhere builds character, but so does arriving on time.
Was that rude? No, right? Barcelona is full of charming plaças (squares). That is where the good food lives.
Avoid restaurants on La Rambla. They are loud, expensive, and disappointing.
Challenge yourself: Find a restaurant in a Gothic Quarter square. You will eat better.
The same applies to shopping. La Rambla offers international brands you already own.
The Gothic Quarter offers local, affordable, and actually interesting shops. That is where proper souvenirs are found.
Barcelona can be overwhelming. Crowded. Loud. Relentless.
If it becomes too much:
Stop.
Sit down.
Drink something.
Stay in one place for a while.
Do not continue the quest with a headache.
That would be foolish.

There are 25 locations in Barcelona. You may visit them in any order. This is an open world map. You are in control.

Open the map.
Pick a location.
Click it.
Read the chapter.
React to the Quest.
Return to the map.
Repeat until satisfied or haunted.
Each location has:
One chapter
One story
One mission
Skipping things is how people miss things.
PS. Kim doesn’t dare to tell you, but she actually removed the ‘go to Google Maps’ option. Why? Because you will understand a city much better when you actually need to find your way. I will never rat you out if you use another phone to use Google Maps to quickly find your route. Every Chapter has the coordinates and address. But do try to find your way once. It’s easier than you think.
Don’t tell Kim.. But you can read stories anywhere. A café. A couch. While having a dramatic existential crisis.
Going to the actual locations is recommended. Ignoring that advice is your choice.
Everything is based on real history. Facts. Myths. Legends.
Some parts are written creatively. That is on purpose. This is not school.
If I say you received a letter from me. You didn’t. I’m only a digital butler. But the information is real.
The progress bar shows where you are. It also hides extra information.
Click everything. You cannot break it. I’ve tried.
The journal tracks:
Progress
Relationships
Reputation
Achievements
Coins
If you clicked something, it will be there. If it is not there, you didn’t.
You can find the journal:
In the attic
In the top bar
Top bar:
Information. Progress. Updates.
Bottom bar:
Fast travel. Because scrolling is so 2016.
Click everything. Still unbreakable.
When you choose an option in a mission:
That is it. No undo. No crying. Please
Choices have consequences.
You gain:
Points (levels)
Coins (spend them)
Reputation (good or evil)
Relationships (including with me)
Choose wisely. Or don’t.
You do not have to be nice. Being terrible is sometimes rewarded according to Kim.
If you make me your enemy, congratulations. If you make me your ally, my sisters will be furious. Both outcomes amuse me.
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You have five familiars. Each has a personality. Each guides you to certain locations.
Familiars also comment, judge and provide extra insight
You may complete as many locations as you want. However. The end mission requires knowledge. More locations = better ending.
Skipping content has consequences. Sensing a theme yet?
Nothing is wrong. Everything matters.
Enjoy the Ghost Tour of Barcelona.
And remember:
All decisions have consequences.