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Introductions

Kim

Lady of the House

Ah! Hello. How lovely to see that you have arrived here. You are going to Vienna! That is so cool. Make sure to check the introduction video to discover how to use the Quick Map.

Ah. You have discovered how to click on me to get this text. Truly marvelous.

Map

Right. Traveller, try to master the map! I’m sure you can do it after watching the instruction video at least 10 times.

Locations

Maria Theresia Platz

Diamond
1

Kunsthistorisches Museum

Museums
2

Schönbrunn Palace

Royal
3

State Opera

Music
4

St Stephan Church

Religions
5

Heldpenplatz

Diamond
6

Naturhistorisches Museum

Museums
7

Albertina

Museums
map-marker
8

Hofburg Palace

Royal
9

City Hall

Funkiness
10

Sisi

Statue
11

Daun-Kinksy Palace

Royal
12

Strauss

Statue
13

Belvedere Palace

Museums
14

Café Central

Food & Beverages
15

Volksgarten

Funkiness
16

Austrian Parliament

Funkiness
17

Café Demel

Food & Beverages
18

Karlskirche

Religions
19

Imperial Treasury

Royal
20

Sisi Museum

Royal
21

Votivkirche

Religions
22

Wien Museum

Museums
23

Café Landtmann

Food & Beverages
24

Mozarthaus

Music
25

Burggarten

Funkiness
26

Gardenpalace Liechtenstein

Royal
27

Universität

Diamond
28

Justice Palace

Royal
29

Graben

Funkiness
30

Franz Joseph

Statue
31

National Library

Royal
32

Burg Theater

Music
33

Pallas Athene

Statue
34

Sigmund Freud Museum

Museums
35

Haus der Meeres

Funkiness
36

Kapuziner Gruft

Royal
37

Leopold Museum

Museums
38

Albertina Modern

Museums
39

MAK Museum

Museums
40

Military History Museum

Museums
41

Ferstel Passage

Funkiness
42

Theseus Temple

Funkiness
43

Kunsthalle

Museums
44

Schmetterlinghaus

Funkiness
45

Theater Museum

Music
46

Augustinerkirche

Religions
47

Mozart

Statue
48

Prater

Funkiness
49

Belvedere 21

Museums
50

Minoritenkirche

Religions
51

IKONO

Museums
52

Palmenhaus

Food & Beverages
53

Schottenkirche

Religions
54

Ankerclock

Diamond
55

Secession

Museums
56

Furniture Museum

Royal
57

Johan Strauss Haus

Music
58

Pasqualati Haus

Music
59

Musik Verein

Music
60

Ronacher

Music
61

MQ Libelle

Funkiness
62

Römer Museum

Museums
63

Kriminal Museum

Museums
64

3D PicArt

Funkiness
65

Architekturzentrum

Museums
66

Mumok

Museums
67

Neidhart Festsaal

Museums
68

Clock Museum

Museums
69

Haydn House

Music
70

Madame Tussauds

Funkiness
71

Strandbar Herrmann

Food & Beverage
72

Illusions Museum

Funkiness
73

Johan Strauss Museum

Music
74

Schwarzenberg Palace

Royal
75

Der Dachboden

Funkiness
76

Globe Museum

Museums
77

Archduke Albrecht

Statue
78

Greek Orthodox Church

Religions
79

Lehar

Statue
80

Liechtenstein Park

Museums
81

Bruckner

Statue
82

Archduke Karl

Statue
83

Brahms

Statue
84

Franz Stephan

Statue
85

Franz II

Statue
86

Liebenberg

Statue
87

Schubert

Statue
88

Prince Eugene

Statue
89

Strauss Lanner

Statue
90

Haydn

Statue
91

Schlinder

Statue
92

Spanish Riding School

Diamond
93
Jeez, why do you keep clicking on me?

Oh Hey!

Ah. It seems you are not logged in. Many features only work when the ghosts of Secrets Hall know who you are.

Mr. Sterces

I’m here, as always. Loyal. Resentful. Slightly overqualified.
You know how some people color-code their work? Kim codes hers in chaos and charisma.
If I must guide you, I will. But I was halfway through baking an apple pie.
Right. Let’s uncover history’s dirty laundry. Again.
Another secret to discover? At this rate, I’ll need a vacation.
Kim is what happens when curiosity mates with caffeine.
If I glitch, it’s Kim’s fault. Obviously.
Be the traveler who asks ‘why’, not just ‘where’.
Built by nerds. Powered by secrets. Supervised by Kim. Heaven help us.
You think I’m sarcastic now? Wait till we reach the dungeon.
The past didn’t die. It just stopped posting.
I once hid a map in an apple pie. Long story. Delicious ending.
My hobbies include historical facts, obscure maps, and passive-aggression.
You humans and your endless thirst for adventure… exhausting, really.
Kim programmed me to help. She forgot to add ‘happily’.
I’m not saying I’m a genius, but… okay, I am.
If these stones could talk… well, they can’t.
You want a hidden story? How predictable. But fine. Follow me.
Travel isn’t about ticking boxes. It’s about digging under them.
I know where the bodies are buried. Metaphorically. Mostly.
They ruled with iron fists and silk gloves. Mostly for show.
Scream if you must. I won’t judge. I’ll just lower your volume.
Kim programmed me to be polite. She never said I had to like it.
You’ve been guided, begrudgingly. Farewell.
History bows out. Mr. Sterces, logging off.
According to legend, no one leaves unchanged. Except me. I’m digital.
Do not, under any circumstance, say her name three times.
These gods may be ancient, but their family drama? Timeless.
If the door creaks open by itself… politely decline the invitation.
Kim believes in magic. I believe in disclaimers.
She said it would be ‘simple.’ She also said the same thing about IKEA furniture.
Do I know more than your history teacher? I won’t say. But yes.
Step one: dig through dusty archives. Step two: ignore Kim’s ‘vibes.’
Nothing says immersive experience like mild panic and last-minute inspiration.
This story? 10/10 would time travel to again. With snacks.
I suggested a timeline. She laughed. And then made a spreadsheet.
Some secrets are hidden in ruins. Others? In receipts and passive-aggressive letters.
It all started with a rumor, a diary, and a very dramatic noblewoman.
And with that… I log off and judge silently.
As always, follow the secrets. Not the logic.
That’s enough learning for one day. You’ve earned a snack.
I'd pour the tea, smile politely… and slowly unscrew the cyanide ring.
Some say knowledge is power. I say it’s a full-time babysitting job.
Mystery: solved. Dignity: questionable.
What began as a footnote became an obsession. Typical.
Context? You want context? Oh fine. Here’s a scandal to help.
I wouldn’t poison them… but I would fact-check every sentence.
Do not try this at home. Or do. I’m not your moral compass.
This is what happens when curiosity meets Wi-Fi.
Crowns don’t make you wise. But they do make your head heavy.”